Friday, May 12, 2006

Dear Spammers,

Thank you for your continued correspondance. It is always pleasant to hear that someone is thinking of you. However, I feel that some, if not all, of your marketing strategies need to be revised. I do not want to enlarge my penis, mainly because I do not have one to enlarge. It seems to me that this would be an important detail when deciding your market. Also, I do not wish to purchase C1aLiS or V18grA from your no doubt reputable pharmacy, due again to my genetalia. I have no need to refinance my house because I do not own one, and I have no desire to meet sexy singles in my area. It is none of my concern if local women are burning with passion just for me, although I do suggest they seek medical treatment if the condition persists.

I apologize if I seem harsh. I simply wish to help you understand consumers better, and to allow you to narrow your market in a way that would be beneficial for all.

Thank you for your patience.

PS: Amber May, I am sorry, but I cannot wire money to a fellow American trapped in an unnamed European airport because her passport was siezed. Fuck you.

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