Just for Kicks and Giggles

DAMN THOSE NIPPLES!

I am so fucking ready to go back to the nunnery. Why? I have never, EVER, longed to go back to school. Even at SMMcT. But I am fucking ready this time.

I saw a presentation from admission-y people today. I went to Boston to a meeting with people from Emory University. They were both named 'Scott.' It was a little confusing. The younger Scott was the same guy from the college fair. (There was an opportunity for pie where he was concerned.)

But I still like UVA better.

I think I must run away from home before my parents see the cell phone bill. I don't think it will be text messages, but I might have overages, seeing as I spend about an hour per phone call.

Haley, I belive I promised to call you. So sorry. I recieved another phone call, and then I had to shower. Think about the greater good: what would people prefer? That I speak with you or that I smell as fresh and clean as I can?

I got my Dutch National Team jersey. I think it's going to deserve it's own fucking picture. (Aren't you going to miss all these updates once school starts?)

Please, post a joke or a limerick about gel bras no longer being allowed on airlines. In the comments. Author of the best one gets my eternal love or something of equal or lesser value.

posted by The Artist Formerly Known As "Katherine" @ 1:21 AM