oh. crap.
I've lost the notebook. THE notebook. The one that describes, sometimes in some great detail, the fantastic amounts of pie I've sampled. Imagine if this fell into enemy hands.I must go change the launch codes for the missle silos in my backyard.
posted by The Artist Formerly Known As "Katherine" @ 11:00 PM
1 Comments:
But Kate, there is no honor without pie! and if you feel like stretching it further, there is no life without honor, so no life without pie!!! oh dear. this is somewhat tragic and frightening at the same time.
you have only one option: to destroy the evidence. Say goodbye to your material possessions, kate, you'll have to burn your house down.
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